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Two phrases that have stuck with me from years past from separate physicians:
1. "Don't tell the patients what they don't have. Just treat them for what they DO have.". Quote from "Tricky Ricky", ED physician. (Don't argue with patients about their perceived dx.)

2. "Healthy hearts don't have unhealthy heart rhythms." Quote from "Brother Bill", EP specialist (before anyone knew what an EP specialist was).

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I would argue that there are times when you should tell a patient what they don't have. For example when you have no idea what is causing their symptoms but you can rule out life threatening or surgical pathologies.

 

 

The intent of the statement was more akin to "I know I have a sinus infection" and instead of telling them why they don't, just treat them for what they have and let them go.

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As a medical scribe in the ED, I've heard several effective ways of communicating with patients in terms they can understand. Now that I'm in PA school, I've incorporated some of these into my patient interactions as well: 

 

Asking young children to take a deep breath and "blow it out like you're blowing out birthday candles" while examining their lungs.

 

Explaining the nature of muscular pain to adults (especially males, s/p MVA) as "If you remember Friday night football, it wasn't Friday night that hurt, it was Saturday morning. And we're not 18 anymore." Makes them laugh and seems to get the point across. 

 

Another sports analogy - explaining why you're choosing one antibiotic over another by comparing this decision to choosing to play your first string quarterback vs. your third string quarterback. You wouldn't use your "last resort" option against a tough opponent if you're strongest quarterback knows the other team's weakest link and is able to play - same goes for fighting off an infection. 

 

And one of my all-time favorites, "My job in the ER is to be Chicken Little. The sky is falling! Now I have to prove it isn't falling on you." 

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Derm - "If it's wet, dry it; If it's dry, wet it; If you don't want it, don't touch it".

if they are not on steroids, start steroids. if they are on steroids, stop them. all of derm in a few sentences...:)

 

"treat the patient, not the diagnosis."

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Late "Father Ron", master cardiologist. "Ma'am, when you have a headache it doesn't always mean that you have a brain tumor, it just means that you have a headache. Just because you're having chest discomfort (never used the world pain) doesn't mean that you're having a heart attack, it just means that you're having chest discomfort".

 

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"How many times did you punch the wall"

 

If  > once - highly unlikely you have a boxers fracture

 

this is proved true so many times

 

from one of the best ER doc's I ever had the pleasure of working with

 

The late and great Dr Richard Dodge.....

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"Medicine for Dummies" from Dave C, paramedic and colleague I used to teach with : "Air goes in, air goes out; blood goes round and round.  Pink is good, blue is bad."

 

Dr (Maj) Darryl Menard, my sports med teacher in school, former sports med advisor to the Chief of the Defense Staff and a Canadian Olympic marathoner: "Until 30, our bodies forgive and usually forget; up to 40, they'll often remind you but still forgive; after 40, our bodies never forget and rarely forgive."  Another of his was "Always be an exercise thief"; in other words, walk instead of drive, stairs instead of elevators, etc...I used to use that a lot in family med when dealing with new and old diabetics, hyperlipidemics, etc who'd always say they didn't have time for exercise.

 

Lastly, my own "There's a fine line between hard and stupid (or if talking to civilians - smart and silly/dumb)".  I draw it for people - stupid is a long way from the line, as that's where you/they usually land on your/their face and have to try and crawl back home...comes in handy with folks that don't know when to slow down (usually guys) or those "hold my beer and watch this sh*t" types (again, usually guys).

 

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"Medicine for Dummies" from Dave C, paramedic and colleague I used to teach with : "Air goes in, air goes out; blood goes round and round. Pink is good, blue is bad."

 

 

 

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One more line to add on the end of your first quote.... "eventually, all bleeding stops" :-)

 

 

 

-"No matter what you do for your patients, no matter how hard you try, your bound to piss off at least 3% of the population... Get over it now and move on."

 

So true in UC.

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One more line to add on the end of your first quote.... "eventually, all bleeding stops" :-)

 

 

 

 

So true in UC.

 

But then the blood don't go round and round :-D

 

Mike O, my SP for three years in FM always said "The last doc that sees someone will always have the right diagnosis" - very true in folks these days in Gen Wuss that show up at the first sniffle of something that doesn't have time to evolve - the last person to see it in full bloom will likely get it right.

 

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One rather jaded old doc used to ask us what the prescribed treatment was for some complicated cases - 

 

"High velocity, low caliber lead therapy"..........

 

Favorite in the OR after a tough case of finding parts to put together - 

 

"THAT'S how you make a chicken salad"

 

Crusty old Bethesda Navy chief Ortho attending - "Have you found the hole to put that screw in yet? Staff wants to go drink coffee."

 

And - when asked how we were doing any given day in clinic - "Saving lives and stamping out disability"

 

"Definition of a double blind study - 2 Orthopods reading an EKG"

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"Definition of a double blind study - 2 Orthopods reading an EKG"

 

"There is a fracture...I must fix it....the patient has a condition I am not familiar with - aysistolee".

 

Dr Sir William Osler - "There is no such thing as a poor historian, just a poor elicitor of the history."

 

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