sk732 Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 I was just thinking that a bunch of us should get together and write our own medical show - it's a drama for non-medical folks but really is a comedy that only real medical people would understand - undertones of "WTF Were They Thinking??!!" but really bad things that people have let go, done to themselves, etc, that are almost Darwin Awards or Honourable Mentions... Any takers? SK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boatswain2PA Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 Like suicide by gsw to the mouth, only taking just the frontal cortex? Or suicide by xylazine (a horse/cow sedative) self injection? Or how about eating the entire wal-mart bag of met? Those kinda things? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thinkertdm Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 21 minutes ago, Boatswain2PA said: Like suicide by gsw to the mouth, only taking just the frontal cortex? Or suicide by xylazine (a horse/cow sedative) self injection? Or how about eating the entire wal-mart bag of met? Those kinda things? A lifetime of McDonald's? Diabetes follow ups every three years? COPD ers who cut down to 3 ppd? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boatswain2PA Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 And right there is the defining difference between EM and FM! Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cideous Posted February 27, 2018 Author Share Posted February 27, 2018 As an Urgent Care provider I go with the anal bottle rocket burns.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boatswain2PA Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 3 hours ago, Cideous said: As an Urgent Care provider I go with the anal bottle rocket burns.... Wasn't my patient, but could do a story on the kid who thought it was a good idea to launch a mortar shell....from a mortar tube he was holding on his lap. Apparently it is very, very difficult to attain hemostasis from a blown out peroneal artery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk732 Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 On 2018-02-25 at 7:31 PM, Boatswain2PA said: Like suicide by gsw to the mouth, only taking just the frontal cortex? Or suicide by xylazine (a horse/cow sedative) self injection? Or how about eating the entire wal-mart bag of met? Those kinda things? On 2018-02-25 at 7:56 PM, thinkertdm said: A lifetime of McDonald's? Diabetes follow ups every three years? COPD ers who cut down to 3 ppd? 9 hours ago, Cideous said: As an Urgent Care provider I go with the anal bottle rocket burns.... 6 hours ago, Boatswain2PA said: Wasn't my patient, but could do a story on the kid who thought it was a good idea to launch a mortar shell....from a mortar tube he was holding on his lap. Apparently it is very, very difficult to attain hemostasis from a blown out peroneal artery. All of the above...and then some. Ultimate host/narrator would be Hugh Laurie with his Greg House voice :-D. SK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quietmedic Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 Medevac helicopter pilot. All I'd need is, well, a commercial helicopter license. Time to start saving up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohiovolffemtp Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 Reminding my wife what I look like when I'm awake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marinejiujitsu Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 I would do what my brothers and family do. Work in the oil fields, construction worker, road trip aircraft mechanic. I would get out of this sissy job and become a man again. Lol. Sent from my SM-N950U using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KMD16 Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 Patient advocates. An attorney & go after insurance company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bike mike Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 A cellar rat in a winery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colorado Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 Grow hops for local microbreweries and enjoy having bees, chickens, a couple goats, a huge food garden. Make things to sell at the farmers market. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joelseff Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 I would do what my brothers and family do. Work in the oil fields, construction worker, road trip aircraft mechanic. I would get out of this sissy job and become a man again. Lol. Sent from my SM-N950U using TapatalkHahaha marinejujitsu is sissified in ER! [emoji23][emoji23]?Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G891A using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joelseff Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 Besides wanting to be Batman... Or any other DC superhero... I would probably be a missionary or a pastor. Real talk. Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G891A using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrekkieByDay Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 I've already been a patient advocate, a minister (music/missions) and a mom of four incredibly complex kids. Being a PA, and finally getting a steady income, WILL be as relaxing as retirement, by contrast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose37 Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Farmer. Would love to drink coffee on the back porch over a field of green grass and red cows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boatswain2PA Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 22 hours ago, goose37 said: Farmer. Would love to drink coffee on the back porch over a field of green grass and red cows. A little career counseling from someone moving in that direction - said position is a rancher, not farmer. I'll be working on my fencing this weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kargiver Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 On 2/19/2018 at 0:04 AM, lkth487 said: Amateur astronomer Ditto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrekkieByDay Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 On 3/7/2018 at 1:30 PM, goose37 said: Farmer. Would love to drink coffee on the back porch over a field of green grass and red cows. My father-in-law was a beef farmer. He worked harder than any man I ever knew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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