jmj11 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 ISIL announced on their web site, where they have been recruiting medical students and doctors, that if an American PA was to come to be part of their new Caliphate, they would automatically declare them MDs and allow to practice freely. They also promised to not discriminate against non-Sunni Muslims including discrimination based on religion, national origin or gender. The pay is equivilent to $200,000/ year. It is to serve their people and you would not be involved with any hostilities. So I'm considering it. Any other takers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joelseff Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 4/1 ;) Sent from my S5 Active...Like you care... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nonlegit Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 GOTTA BE THE FIRST. Thank God reddit broke me in already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator EMEDPA Posted April 1, 2015 Moderator Share Posted April 1, 2015 I've got my plane tickets already...wait, this isn't true....doh...and I already sold my house, bought "how to be a radical terrorist for dummies" and bought a turban! I wonder how I go about getting my passport back and regaining my US citizenship.....:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SocialMedicine Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Can it also come with a DNP ? and a CAQ in IM? Just so all my options are open later on depending on where medicine goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator EMEDPA Posted April 1, 2015 Moderator Share Posted April 1, 2015 Can it also come with a DNP ? and a CAQ in IM? Just so all my options are open later on depending on where medicine goes. sure, but they require DNPs to take the veil and only treat women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmj11 Posted April 1, 2015 Author Share Posted April 1, 2015 Okay . . . in case you don't know me, this is of course APRIL'S FOOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinntsp Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Despite this being an april fools joke, the NSA has already scraped this and you are on a watch list. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator EMEDPA Posted April 1, 2015 Moderator Share Posted April 1, 2015 Despite this being an april fools joke, the NSA has already scraped this and you are on a watch list. :( probably there already...:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paula Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Off with your head said the Queen of Hearts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmj11 Posted April 25, 2015 Author Share Posted April 25, 2015 Okay, this was one of my sick April Fools jokes, however, reality imitates fiction: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-32456789 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator EMEDPA Posted April 25, 2015 Moderator Share Posted April 25, 2015 does ISIS have a good retirement plan?....:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UpRegulated Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 does ISIS have a good retirement plan?....:) I hear they have "early retirement" for those certain individuals who "stray from the mission." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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