Moderator EMEDPA Posted September 13, 2023 Moderator Share Posted September 13, 2023 Thinking back to my time as a medic 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohiovolffemtp Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 Me too, but since I was dual role, "piss off firefighters" wasn't on the list, because we rotated between the engine and the ambulance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator EMEDPA Posted September 14, 2023 Author Moderator Share Posted September 14, 2023 15 hours ago, ohiovolffemtp said: Me too, but since I was dual role, "piss off firefighters" wasn't on the list, because we rotated between the engine and the ambulance. How was I supposed to know you can't drive over a fire hose..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SedRate Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 Deliver baby in a liquor store Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator EMEDPA Posted September 15, 2023 Author Moderator Share Posted September 15, 2023 47 minutes ago, SedRate said: Deliver baby in a liquor store Yup. Paramedic Intern in Fresno, CA. 1992 " I decided to stop drinking for my baby". Well, that's great. When did you stop? " This morning". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SedRate Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 11 hours ago, EMEDPA said: Yup. Paramedic Intern in Fresno, CA. 1992 " I decided to stop drinking for my baby". Well, that's great. When did you stop? " This morning". Woowwwwwww. If she stopped, I wonder why she was in the liquor store Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidpresentable Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 Making a return. And to get a pack of smokes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JenGintheED Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 (edited) I’ve seen plenty of rectal FBs in the ED, but I never ran a call for a rectal FB. What’s that story? Must be good to make it to the bingo board Edited September 17, 2023 by JenGintheED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator EMEDPA Posted September 18, 2023 Author Moderator Share Posted September 18, 2023 3 hours ago, JenGintheED said: I’ve seen plenty of rectal FBs in the ED, but I never ran a call for a rectal FB. What’s that story? Must be good to make it to the bingo board Intoxicated. used a long Phillips head screwdriver in the hot tub, sharp end in. Repetitively. Then could not remove it. Bled like stink. Still in hot tub when we arrived. water looked like kool aid. Almost bled to death. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reality Check 2 Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 I got to fly with CareFlight in Dallas eons ago. As a ride along. Standard transport cardiac to higher level of care and transfer renal to dialysis center. Then called to tiny suburb for major accident. Old Smokey and the Bandit style Trans Am. Broken telephone pole. Starburst to windshield, bent steering wheel. Dude is laughing in the back of the box. I had to take his statement. CC: I am just drunk. We woke up a whole little town and I saw a bunch of seriously ugly pajamas and robes and we landed next to a church to get this guy. Managed not to bust anything. Drunks get away with a ton. I think I won the blood alcohol pot. I put in my quarter for .325 to .350. Not sure what happened when he found out about the (cost back then) $7500 helicopter bill that he will never remember. Choppers are too small for that much alcohol smell. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator EMEDPA Posted September 18, 2023 Author Moderator Share Posted September 18, 2023 3 hours ago, Reality Check 2 said: Not sure what happened when he found out about the (cost back then) $7500 helicopter bill that he will never remember. and this is why I have medevac insurance. $75 for 2 years covers my whole family with reciprocity to every other flight service in the country. And a cool sticker on my car. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SedRate Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 10 hours ago, EMEDPA said: Intoxicated. used a long Phillips head screwdriver in the hot tub, sharp end in. Repetitively. Then could not remove it. Bled like stink. Still in hot tub when we arrived. water looked like kool aid. Almost bled to death. I have learned over the years to stop asking, "Why?" But man, why?! So many questions... Truth or dare gone wrong? Were they trying to kill themselves? Did they have a friend call for help or did they call on their own (I'm assuming this was ages ago before people had phones attached to their hands)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator EMEDPA Posted September 18, 2023 Author Moderator Share Posted September 18, 2023 6 hours ago, SedRate said: I have learned over the years to stop asking, "Why?" But man, why?! So many questions... Truth or dare gone wrong? Were they trying to kill themselves? Did they have a friend call for help or did they call on their own (I'm assuming this was ages ago before people had phones attached to their hands)? 1993. Sex thing. Wife called when she found him in the blood soup in the hot tub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SedRate Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 1 hour ago, EMEDPA said: 1993. Sex thing. Wife called when she found him in the blood soup in the hot tub. Dang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohiovolffemtp Posted September 19, 2023 Share Posted September 19, 2023 Rectum? D@mn near killed him... (as the old joke goes) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MediMike Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 On 9/19/2023 at 3:07 AM, ohiovolffemtp said: Rectum? D@mn near killed him... (as the old joke goes) My kid is taking AnP and blurted this out in class. Teacher: ...and this is the rectum Kid: "Hah! Damn near killed him!" Teacher: Your dad? Kid: Yep. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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