ohiovolffemtp Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 What would happen if spiders hired lawyers and sued every time a patient accused a spider of biting them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thatgirlonabike Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 I tell everyone that 99% of spider bites are MRSA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohiovolffemtp Posted February 21, 2019 Author Share Posted February 21, 2019 Where I used to work (urban L3 trauma center on a major interstate highway drug corridor) it seemed that lots of the spiders lost limbs and had metal prosthetic replacements that created wounds as they walked up the palmar surfaces of peoples' forearms towards their A/C's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reality Check 2 Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 MRSA doesn't have 8 legs..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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