Moderator EMEDPA Posted October 21, 2022 Moderator Share Posted October 21, 2022 dictated: antibiotics 3 times daily as directed. Dragon: gargle antibiotics in your buttocks 3 times daily as directed dictated: pt presents with rigors. dragon: pt presents with rye girls dictated: subsequently spoke with dr jones regarding this pt. dragon: sexually spoke with dr jones regarding this pt. Other good ones? (I hate dragon) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmj11 Posted October 22, 2022 Share Posted October 22, 2022 Those are funny. The one that always came up for me was when I would dictate the location of someone's headache as, "Headache Location: It is a sharp pain that begins retro-orbitally on the left and spreads into her ipsilateral cheek." Dragon would type it as, "Headache Location: It is a sharp pain that begins in the rectum, or it ally on the left and spreads into her ipsilateral cheek." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator EMEDPA Posted October 22, 2022 Author Moderator Share Posted October 22, 2022 55 minutes ago, jmj11 said: Those are funny. The one that always came up for me was when I would dictate the location of someone's headache as, "Headache Location: It is a sharp pain that begins retro-orbitally on the left and spreads into her ipsilateral cheek." Dragon would type it as, "Headache Location: It is a sharp pain that begins in the rectum, or it ally on the left and spreads into her ipsilateral cheek." hate those rectal migraines. Can you get imitrex in a suppository? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator rev ronin Posted October 22, 2022 Administrator Share Posted October 22, 2022 Last week or so Dragon tried to say I referred a 62 YOM for a colposcopy. It correctly recognized colonoscopy the second time I said it... which would have been a bit less terrible if I hadn't caught it. A confession: I leave my "I used dragon, so this may suck" boilerplate verbiage on the bottom of every note, even if I just typed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohiovolffemtp Posted October 22, 2022 Share Posted October 22, 2022 At one of my sites, one of the inpatient physicians is Dr. Hafeez. Dragon always types him as Dr. Huggies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cc56 Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 Me: No respiratory distress Dragon: No respite distress, No restaurant distress. Me: You can..... Dragon: He can.... (never she) Rev Ronin: Our insurance company asked all of us to stop putting in the warning that Dragon might make a mistake. They felt it would work against us in court. We are saying that we know there are problems but we are still doing it. Just food for thought.... On 10/22/2022 at 12:09 AM, rev ronin said: A confession: I leave my "I used dragon, so this may suck" boilerplate verbiage on the bottom of every note, even if I just typed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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