Moderator LT_Oneal_PAC Posted October 31, 2018 Moderator Share Posted October 31, 2018 Someone is talking in the trauma activation while I’m listening to breath sounds or while I’m calling out the survey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Moderator LT_Oneal_PAC Posted October 31, 2018 Author Moderator Share Posted October 31, 2018 When the patient is telling me the story of how something “accidentally” became lodged in their rectum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator LT_Oneal_PAC Posted October 31, 2018 Author Moderator Share Posted October 31, 2018 The attending says admit to the ICU and they can do the central line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator EMEDPA Posted October 31, 2018 Moderator Share Posted October 31, 2018 1 hour ago, LT_Oneal_PAC said: When the patient is telling me the story of how something “accidentally” became lodged in their rectum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAAdmission Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 11 hours ago, LT_Oneal_PAC said: When the patient is telling me the story of how something “accidentally” became lodged in their rectum. You are trying to say that you never worked in your garden in the nude? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator EMEDPA Posted October 31, 2018 Moderator Share Posted October 31, 2018 32 minutes ago, CJAdmission said: You are trying to say that you never worked in your garden in the nude? at 3 am....in the rain.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sas5814 Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 When I ask how long they have had a cold and they start with "back during the blizzard of 03". *sigh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mgriffiths Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 "I don't know how I ran out of my narcotic...the pharmacy must not have given me all of my pills!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joelseff Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 When a pt asks for a refill on Norco and CURES says they got one last weekSent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G891A using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thinkertdm Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 17 hours ago, LT_Oneal_PAC said: When the patient is telling me the story of how something “accidentally” became lodged in their rectum. Umm...accidents happen. That's how peanut butter cups were invented! http://<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/JuCMJWSK6Bk" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe> Well, here you go. Not as funny now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCHAD Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 On Sunday night When I’ve been on call for 6 days and 20 hours and time can’t move fast enough until the next PA takes over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator LT_Oneal_PAC Posted November 10, 2018 Author Moderator Share Posted November 10, 2018 the MVC patient with an ETOH of 350 tells me he wasn't drinking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmj11 Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 When you first meet that new borderline patient. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thinkertdm Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 "The flu shot gives me the flu" "The last time I got the flu shot, I was sick...FOR A WHOLE YEAR" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thinkertdm Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 Just now, thinkertdm said: I shouldn't discriminate, this is my face with flu shots, antibiotics, refills of antibiotics, people who swear they don't have allergies, people who "SWEAR" they aren't having a heart attack, who refuse to go the ED, and colonoscopies. As in refusing to get them. Actually, for people who refuse colonoscopies, I prefer this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9YpnklYhxY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmj11 Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 When I hear of yet another magic "detoxifying" treatment that cures some illness that brilliant people in evidence-based medicine have spent the last 40 years trying to understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmj11 Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 When I hear, "I'm going to your hospital administration if you don't give me what I want." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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