I'm an ER newbie but I've already had a few good ones including... "no complaint: needs a work note" "my hands feel hot and my feet feel cold" and a 93 y/o female with dementia who was brought in for a psych eval after she yelled at her roommate at the nursing home. when i asked her what happened she told me my hair looked nice for the dance, the year was 1957, the president was eisenhower, and she was at the library. I'm sure the social worker enjoyed doing that assessment...